Doodycakes

I mean, I know porn isn’t accurate. Obviously. I’ve had a lot of plumbing issues, pizza deliveries, and nurse visits, and not once has any woman offered to have sex with me. Personally, I think it’s rude, but I’m learning to accept it.

But there is one discrepancy in particular that I find problematic in porn, and that is: Why does every single girl in porn like getting their ass slapped? It’s ridiculous. The real ass-slap-to-positive-reaction ratio is probably like 8:1 in real life.

For once I’d like to see a guy slap the girl’s ass — and see the girl stop what she’s doing, slap the guy in the face, and leave. Maybe even punch him in the dick before she leaves. At least that’s my experience with it.