Doodycakes


The Internet Wasteland
March 12, 2009, 11:52 pm
Filed under: amatuer, internet | Tags: , ,

All these years, I see these skeleton’s of blogs and websites floating around the internet. Half-realized dreams of fellow bloggers and newbies, that somewhere between a bong hit and a trip to Tijuana, have been forgotten about — left to wither and collect the occasional spam hit.

And then I created this brilliance, and shame on me, haven’t updated it in a month. I apologize, life is crazy, I got sidetracked. I went to TIjuana. But as of now, let’s try to get this shit back on track.



Even The Internet is Scared of Chuck Norris
January 15, 2009, 12:42 am
Filed under: celebrities, chuck norris, funny, humor, internet, tv | Tags: , , , , ,

I'm not making eye contact, for fear that my head might explode.OK, I knew Chuck Norris was bad ass. But I had no idea he was this fucking bad ass…

1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in “find chuck norris”
3. Click “I’m feeling lucky”

Now I know why the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night. I would too.