Doodycakes

Women complain all the time about “how hard it is to be a woman” and “how lucky men are”. Well, let me tell you something you never need to worry about, sister. Mistakenly peeing your own pants.

I was taking a piss and I was in a rush yesterday. I was at the end of my flow, thinking I was done, and put my dick away. Too early. And was rewarded with pee on the inside of my pants. Not drenched, not soaked through, but just enough to know your an idiot. And that you just urinated on your own thigh.

“Ewww!” You’re thinking. And I agree. But this is not the first time (or the last time) I’ve put my dick away too early and peed my pants. It’s sheer numbers we’re talking about here. If you’re taking thousands of pisses every month, you’re bound to slip up once in a while. It’s science.

But I’ll still take that over having a period. That’s just gross.