Filed under: advertisments, annoying, clothes, guys, tv | Tags: clothes, douche, humor, men's wearhouse, stupid, suit
I’ve been hearing this Men’s Wearhouse advertisement for years, and I can’t help but say: this guy’s got balls. How the hell can you guarantee that I’m gonna like the way I look?
What if I’m really self-conscious or have super low self esteem? Don’t tell me I’m gonna like the way I look, cuz I’m not. In fact, I might not like the way I look so much that I become anorexic. Maybe I’m really fat and you don’t have a suit in my size. That’s not cool, dude. I’m feeling worse about myself already.
Or what if I’m blind and I can’t see myself? I don’t even know what I look like, but I’m certainly not gonna take some bearded douchebags word for it. That’s just fucking cruel, dude. Taking advantage of blind people? You disgust me.
It’s just such a pompous guarantee. Personally, Men’s Warehouse, I think you’re ass is writing checks your suits can’t cash.
