Filed under: advertisments, bullshit, fat, food, poop, what? | Tags: advertisment, bullshit, chef, fast food, food, humor, kentucky fried chicken, kfc
Have you seen these new commercials for KFC, where they show some wholesome, white-bread chick saying she’s the “chef in the kitchen” and that “there’s one in every restaurant”?? Have you seen this laughable bullshit?
I mean, come on KFC! Who are you trying to fool?? I’ve been to your ‘restaurant’ and I’ve eaten your shitty food. If you have one person in back that even speaks English, I’d be surprised. Let alone a “Chef” that knows how to do anything more than tie their own shoes. The most effort I’ve seen these “chefs” exhert is dropping some frozen chicken into a fryer, and screwing up my order.
And I got no problem with that. Just don’t lie to me about it.
I’m well aware that it’s an advertisement, and I also know that Axe Body Spray has lead to wild orgies in the shower (i’m still keeping my fingers crossed on that one), but come on! You’re KFC. A global fast food chain. You make 99 cent sandwiches and fake mashed potatoes. You also make me shit liquid for two days. (Not cool, btw)
So man up, accept what you are. You don’t see Burger King saying they got BBQ specialists making Whoppers in back, because that’s just fucking stupid.
Filed under: advertisments, amatuer, annoying, recession | Tags: annoying, bullshit, guitar center, humor, sale, shopping, stores
I see these advertisements all the time for “Blow-out deals” and “Fire sales”. But every time I go into the store, there’s never any blow out, and there’s certainly no fire. What I see is a fully stocked store with a couple things marked up, then down slightly.
What happened to everything going? The ad didn’t say anything about some stuff going — I’m pretty sure it was specific in it’s “everything” declaration.
Guitar Center, I’m looking at you. I have to hear your BS “store clearance” advertisements 4 times a year, and you know what? Your store is still there. In the same location. With the same high prices and full stock.
For once, I’d like to go into these stores and buy the last piece of merchandise on the shelf. Be the guy to buy that last shitty product and put them out of business. That would be incredibly cathartic.
