Is there anything more rewarding than pooping at work?
February 5, 2009, 10:21 pm
Filed under: money, poop, recession, work | Tags: awesome, doody, money, poop, work
Filed under: money, poop, recession, work | Tags: awesome, doody, money, poop, work
I mean, honestly. You get paid to poop. It’s fantastic.
Best 15 minutes of my work day. Every day.
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Awesome!
If there are paper towels called “Awesome!”, how could anyone in their right mind buy anything else?
I Had a Dream Last Night Where I Bet Someone I Could Lift Weights and eat 20 pounds of Sausage In Between Sets
January 18, 2009, 5:44 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: awesome, dreams, sausage, weight lifting, weird
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: awesome, dreams, sausage, weight lifting, weird
For some reason, I really thought I could down that much sausge in between intense thigh squats. I don’t even weight-lift. But in this dream, I was really convinced. In fact, I specifically requested extra spicy sausage to make it more of a challenge.
And I made out with a hot chick at the gym. She liked my sausage musk.
Dreams are awesome.
