Doodycakes

There’s not much else to say on this one except: don’t do it. For god’s sakes, learn from my mistake. You wouldn’t take Super Colon Blow right before you give a presentation to your boss, would you? I hope not (unless it’s a presentation on “How to Shit Your Pants Abruptly”, then please do).

So if you’re on a road trip, stay away from that instant doodycake cocktail known as Taco Bell. Cuz Fourth Meal is not nearly as much fun as Fourth BM.